The Tata BO-4 Roni...The ultimate driving machine! Especially after a plate of beans and cabbage!
Paris, France - Tata of India's Vice President of marketing, Punji Gupta, has unveiled a unique offering that could change the way many Europeans will drive...Gasoline free!
"Drivers in emerging markets have long clamored for a reliable, cheap, and extremely fuel efficient means to allow travel to and from homes that are often located miles from urban centers. Centers that are often choked with manufacturing jobs," said Gupta to a group of automotive industry analysts.
Tata has introduced the BO-4 Roni, a revolutionary vehicle that runs entirely on body odor and emits only a fraction of polluting hydrocarbons. In fact, Tata claims the BO-4 Roni model produces less pollution than a normal French male's body odor emission during a typical warm summer day!
Gupta claimed," All body odors seem to work as a means of fueling the BO-4 Roni during driving activities. Body odor, flatulence, bad breath, and yeast infections seem to work best!"
When asked about the company's claims of a 'revolutionary driving experience with a zero gasoline dependance factor,' Gupta clarified the statement with one of his own, "We encourage our buyers to continue with their normal hygiene practices to insure our 'zero gasoline dependance factor' promise. The stronger the body odor, the better milage you will receive and the less you'll have to depend on traditional fueling methods."
The Tata Motor Car Company is India's largest producer of automobiles and has recently purchased Land Rover and Jaguar from Ford in a multi-billion dollar deal. Tata will re-engineer the two famous brands into a gasoline free engine as well by 2012.
Tata plans on adding a few other new models for available markets in Pakistan, Belarus, Egypt, and Albania. The company has already 'softened' entry into these markets by an aggressive advertising campaign that promises....'Skip the Saturday night bath, and drive all week for free
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